shit freckles 

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".

At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!

shit freckles by Shit_4_Brains July 3, 2007

shit freckles 

If you are eating out a girls ass and she spray farts all over your face.

I decided to eat my girl friends ass last night and she farted shit freckles all over my face. Damn, I'll never do that again!

shit freckles by b'out son February 5, 2010

Shit freckles 

Shit Freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”

Shit freckles by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021

Shit Freckle 

1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.

2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.

Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.

Shit Freckle by Randy Tinklemuffin December 11, 2021