shartflip
a shart flip is when your on a toilet and the shart splashes off the water and hits your butt cheeks
shartflip by moment of bruh September 24, 2020
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Shartlifting
V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.
Ex. 1:
Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.
Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.
Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.
Ex. 2:
Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.
Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.
Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.
Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.
Ex. 2:
Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.
Shartlifting by RDUB August 1, 2012
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shartlist
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shartlist by conkspotter November 17, 2011
sharflap
The passage of wind from both holes, occuring only in the female sex. Also involves the panic of accidental soiling.
sharticipation
the feeling one has when they want to shit, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
see shart
see shart
"Dude, I’m going to the bathroom"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"
sharticipation by Craig McRae July 18, 2006
shirtflaplifter
An injurious and obsolete term for homosexual, gay person, mainly the passive one that should lift the shirt lap by the sexual act. There is also 'shirtlifter'.
In British film 'Beautiful Thing', the lad explains why his mother is angry: 'because I'm a queer, a bender, a poufter, a knobshiner, a brown hatter, a shirtflaplifter!'
shirtflaplifter by arpoador December 25, 2010
Shitflip
A shitflip is to attempt to kickflip or heelflip or any other flip but have the board completely fly away from you when you kick thus causing embarrassment and making you look like a total dork.
We've all done shit flips. :D
We've all done shit flips. :D
Skater 1: "Duuuuuude check out this sweet quad kickflip."
Skater 2: 'Yeah right, lets see it."
Skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-
Skater 3: "wow what a loser."
Skater 2: "yeah i know right, that was a total shitflip."
Skater 2: 'Yeah right, lets see it."
Skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-
Skater 3: "wow what a loser."
Skater 2: "yeah i know right, that was a total shitflip."
Shitflip by ccchhhrriiisss January 11, 2008