shamster 

Generally disreputable person. Con artist, lazy, sleazy, etc. all qualify

Al Sharpton, Jerry Springer, people who send Email spam, optical networking export S.D. Brorson

shamster by John Hinsdale May 23, 2003

shagster 

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends

"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"

shagster by DQ August 23, 2004

spamster 

spam + Pam + Hamster, used in the the show, The Office.

Micheal Scott - Spamster..
Pam - umm, Pam plus spam plus...
Micheal Scott - hamster
Me - lmao! that was so comical!

spamster by \Bunit/ January 9, 2008

Slamster 

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

Slamster by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

shasterbate 

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009

spamster 

1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.

2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.

3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.

PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!

BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.

PETER: What did you say?

BOBBY: Oh, nothing.

spamster by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Jonathan's Hamster 

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.

Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?

Jonathan's Hamster by memestealer420 June 9, 2015