scratchless 

To not ever be found engaging in routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further a political agenda(s). To be guilty of such acts is to be termed a 'Scratcher', as they are attempting to scratch out truth. Scratchers generally belong to Leftist groups i.e - Feminists, Black Lives Matter campaigners, Socialists, Cultural Liberals/Marxists, Socialists, Labour supporters, a large majority of University professors and lecturers, and so forth. Jeremy Corbyn is the biggest Scratcher in the UK at the moment.

"This guy is scratchless!! He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'.

scratchless by aldo09 June 15, 2017

scratchless 

Not a 'Scratcher' - i.e - person(s) engaged either in, or all of, routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further their own political agenda(s). Scratchers are involved in both written and oral revisionism, past and present. They'll say or write anything, even if they know it's not true, as long as they win the battle. In other words, they 'scratch out', truth, even in cases where the truth is starkly evident.

"I like this guy. He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. He's completely scratchless, if only there were more people like him about! Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct verbal and physical behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'

scratchless by aldo09 June 16, 2017

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

Angel scratches by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Cat Scratches 

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

Cat Scratches by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

head scratchies 

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.

Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!

head scratchies by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011

Scratchies 

Light scratches given in an affectionate manner.

Mark likes when his girlfriend gives him scratchies on his back before bed.

Scratchies by FadeIntoYou January 22, 2013