scorming 

When a dog licks their butthole and their tongue immediately touches your hand afterwards.

I looked down to find Moo Moo totally scorming me so hard.

scorming by handbanana_no October 25, 2012

have fun storming the castle 

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

have fun storming the castle by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

scoring in the red zone by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

tinder storming 

When you sit on tinder (or any other dating app) for hours to meet lots of prospective dates in the hope that some will actually meet you in person.

Dude, Jeremy went tinder storming last night and got three dates.

tinder storming by Octagon8 January 27, 2016

Scorning

So angry you show teeth.

"Our flight was cancelled, I was sat there scorning."

Scorning by Haywirephoenix November 12, 2019

dorm-storming 

A verb, often the action of romping through dormitory hallways raging drunk. Can be used as an adjective to describe a state of drunkenness. Activities such as urinating in unapproved university toilets (the hallway/stair case), breaking shit, throwing up, drinking from multiple cups or cans in multiple rooms, conversations that you should never have with the opposite sex, conversations you will not remember, blacking out,etc... Many dorm-stormers will find themselves hung over, in another persons bed, or wrapped around a toilet the following morning. If you have ever had a night where you were in fact too drunk to go out to the party but continued to party in your dorm, congrats cause you are now a veteran of dorm-storming.

No, you were dorm-storming to the max last night

dorm-storming by Humping midget January 18, 2011

fat storming 

When a person of large body mass physically or verbally abuses someone else.

Djuane told the treatment team that nurse Harriet was fat storming him after he called another patient a "nasty ass bitch."

fat storming by Eric Reuth December 22, 2015