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Schwarzenegger Cock 

When you're married and knock up your wife and maid at the same time
WTF your wife is pregnant and so is the help, dude you have a Schwarzenegger cock

Schwarzenegger 

Funny actor, funny governor. In the process of rescuing California (Pronounced CAHL E FOUR KNEE UHHH) from random terroists that threaten to blow up California with a bunch of explosives.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is also proficiant in firing an M-60 with one arm with perfect accuracy. He has also mastered holding and firing two assault rifles at the same time, WHILE dislodging a 8 foot pipe from a wall amd chucking it as if was a spear and impaling the one who was unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the aforementioned pipe. Another noteworth mention, is that he can wipe out an entire army without even as much as a single scratch, as seen in the movie commando
Schwarzenegger by Not Zane September 9, 2004

schwarzenegger 

Hollywood muscleman with an impressive array of bodybuilding titles, including multiple Mr. UNIVERSE, Olympia and World. Even has his own bodybuilding competition. The king of one liners
"If it bleeds, you can kill it"- Predator

"Fuck you, asshole" - Terminator

"Hasta la vista, baby" - T2

"I'll be back"- T1

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHH"- All his movies
schwarzenegger by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Arnold Schwarznegger 

The governor of california also known has The Terminator
or John Kruger or Adam Gibson or Mr. Freeze and my favorite, Turboman
All the governors should be jailed for sexual harrasment, Arnold Schwarznegger is not the exception

Oral Schwarzenegger 

The act of sucking a dick, causing the person to gag, sounding like Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling.
She gave me head last night, it was an Oral Schwarzenegger

Schwarzenegger Effect 

The Schwarzenegger Effect is used to describe a situation whereby someone wins an award or is selected for preferment, based on reputation and not by results.

The background to this phrase is based on the generally accepted opinion that Arnold Schwarzenegger won his 6th Mr. Olympia title on his reputation and not because he deserved to win.
Bob: Man, you had a tight car stereo installation! Well done in taking 2nd place in the 'Auto Sound Off' contest!
Dave: Thanks man, but I really thought our team should have won and not Mike!
Bob: That's the Schwarzenegger Effect dude - you know Mike is the man around these parts!