schlarmy 

Seedy, creepy, not upfront

He was a very schlarmy character, always up to no good.

schlarmy by T~Ann August 20, 2016

schmarmy 

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.

see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company

schmarmy by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004

schmarmy 

Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.

Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!

schmarmy by SteeznutS May 24, 2007

schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

schlarman by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

Shlarmy 

To feel sunken or lacking in shape; to feel like a worm, or a sack of flesh without bones.

Did you see Johnny the other day? The poor slob hasn’t been to the gym all week, he’s looking a bit shlarmy.

Shlarmy by ShlarmWow3846 May 25, 2023

schlärm 

Schlärm (noun)- the film of residue left in the throat after consuming food products, especially after dairy or citrus items

"I drank my orange juice and now I have schlärm!"

schlärm by schlärm June 1, 2016

schmarmy 

Overly emotional, sentimental and gushy so as to induce major eyerolling action in those of us with a modicum of good sense and self control.

Schmarmy is the one adjective that can truly be applied to any Lifetime Original Movie.

schmarmy by FunnyFroggyFace October 1, 2006