The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz

Schwartz by Spodermen2121 z February 7, 2017

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Shifty Schwartz

A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"

The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.

Shifty Schwartz by nastynaterack July 10, 2009

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robert schwartzman

Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.

Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.

robert schwartzman by MollyStarz April 29, 2008

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Shvartza

The Yiddish word refering to a black man.

Keep your eyes on that shvartza.

Shvartza by Geoff Samet April 11, 2004

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