s̴̝̲̞̺͛̄́͠a̴̟͂̾̉̀̏l̶̢̛̛̖̗͇̀͆ǎ̴͈͉͈̑͌̈́m ̝̟̜̙͂́̍͜͝i ̣̤͇̭̮͐̎͂ 

s̴̝̲̞̺͛̄́͠a̴̟͂̾̉̀̏l̶̢̛̛̖̗͇̀͆ǎ̴͈͉͈̑͌̈́m ̝̟̜̙͂́̍͜͝i ̣̤͇̭̮͐̎͂

Depression( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): s̴̝̲̞̺͛̄́͠a̴̟͂̾̉̀̏l̶̢̛̛̖̗͇̀͆ǎ̴͈͉͈̑͌̈́m ̝̟̜̙͂́̍͜͝i ̣̤͇̭̮͐̎͂

Ember_Pember( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): s̴̝̲̞̺͛̄́͠a̴̟͂̾̉̀̏l̶̢̛̛̖̗͇̀͆ǎ̴͈͉͈̑͌̈́m ̝̟̜̙͂́̍͜͝i ̣̤͇̭̮͐̎͂

s̴̝̲̞̺͛̄́͠a̴̟͂̾̉̀̏l̶̢̛̛̖̗͇̀͆ǎ̴͈͉͈̑͌̈́m ̝̟̜̙͂́̍͜͝i ̣̤͇̭̮͐̎͂ by Ember Pember January 26, 2020

go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog by styxfan July 30, 2014

shut the front door before i slam you out the back 

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

shut the front door before i slam you out the back by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

I'll slam ya uncle 

Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.

Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!

I'll slam ya uncle by XenoXndr May 15, 2017

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese

“Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger”

Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

Black Salami 

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.

"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"

Black Salami by johnhomone April 7, 2015

Wrinkled Salami 

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

Wrinkled Salami by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011