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range rover renovation 

When you park a Range Rover out front of a piece of real estate and it immediately adds perceived value to the real estate.
Hater: “You really think you are going to buy this property for $90,000 and not do shit to it and sell it for $130,000??!!

Eric: Fuck you. Watch me Range Rover renovate (Range Rover Renovation) this property.

Kenosha Renovation 

The act of renovating a house, store, school, church, car, or truck by lighting it on fire.
"Jerry was mad that I slept with his wife, so he tried to give my car a Kenosha Renovation."
Kenosha Renovation by anonymous September 15, 2020

Petko renovation 

A renovation of your flat that will never finish.
His renovation is a Petko renovation, it will never end.
Petko renovation by Qwan411 March 27, 2020

Rules of Renovation 

Rules of Renovation is a real estate class co-founded by Hilary Farr, from the HGTV show, "Love It Or List It". At Rules of Renovation, you will learn design tips from the best, making you an interior design expert!
I'm so glad I went to the Rules of Renovation class. Now I actually know how to renovate my bathroom.
Rules of Renovation by BobbyBones September 19, 2017

rhode island renovation 

the act of inserting all of ones ten fingers into a significant others anus and proceeding to spread all ten fingers and grabbing the feces from ones asshole
my girl let me try the rhode island renovation for the first time last night and it was spectacular

Photonic Resonation Chamber 

A term for a person's rectum.
"I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!"