rehabitis

An addiction to rehab; could also be an addiction to the iconic song by Amy Winehouse, or an actual rehabilitation facility.

I swear Britney is addicted to rehab and is just using that as an excuse from being a pop star, taking care of her kids, and trying to make a living.
it's called rehabitis.
Really? Rehabitis is soo cool, I want to go to rehab too!

rehabitis by Nicolita February 11, 2008

Rohanitis 

A recognized medical condition where a person makes really bad jokes and puns, mostly as a result of prolonged exposure to a person named Rohan.

His extremely bad puns might be a symptom of Rohanitis

Rohanitis by SableyeGravity June 24, 2016

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) 

A rehabilitation center for those addicted to the creamy, milky substance called half & half; a place for those who take shots of Half & Half without coffee, but by itself, for pure pleasure; a place for people who risk their jobs in order to taste Half & Half.

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) is the only Rehabilitation Center that rather than providing alternatives to the item one is addicted to, provides even greater amounts of the item, which in this case is Half & Half.

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) by McLanahan O'Shetfield February 27, 2008

Rehabilitated 

A word Ricky uses to say he has changed from his previous shitty ways but in actuality he is the same

“Hey Ricky lets do some cocaine”
“Nah bro I’m rehabilitated!”

Rehabilitated by Billy Rickman November 5, 2019

vacational rehabilitation 

A recovery program for assisting people in returning to work after a relaxing vacation, which has caused them to become so accustomed to an easy/pleasant lifestyle that they have literally forgotten how to perform labor.

Tronald Dump has never done a lick of real work in his life, so I seriously doubt that vacational rehabilitation would work very well for him in learning to be a proper president, since he has never known how to do anything honest/useful to begin with.

vacational rehabilitation by QuacksO August 26, 2018

rehabilization

Rehabilization is the realization that one must go to rehab.

“This morning, I had a rehabilization!”

rehabilization by Keronica Kadwell June 6, 2018

rehabitation

the act of repeopling or resettling.

The rehabitation of the colony is picking up momentum.

rehabitation by uttam maharjan September 13, 2011