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decapitate 

After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat.
decapitate by Madler September 24, 2005

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

Decapitated 

An awesome death metal band from Poland.
Decapitated are better than you.
Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

Recapitulate 

It is a long version of the word 'repeat' that often sounds humorous if used in a situation or context. At times, one can sound intellectual with the usage of this word, one can sound like a comedian, one can act serious, etc. One can basically use this innovative word in any situation. Sometimes, it causes confusion due to lack of vocabulary's to certain individual. It is relatively unknown in this world, but, is one of the best words to use during a prank call.
Pronunciates like (re-cap-it-choo-late)
"Must I recapitute myself bioch!?"
"Hello all, I am interested in selling a product. This is the greatest product in the history of mankind. (Steps back, eyes get wide open)I shall RECAPITULATE, this is the GREATEST product in the history of mankind"
"Can you recapitulate that statement you just made?"
"Dawg, recapitulate that ASAP! I be so confused, homie."
Recapitulate by FreeWill87 February 18, 2009

Decapitate the Dog 

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.
"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.

Decapitated 

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.
Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021