reCAPTCHA

An arrogant, repetitive captcha system made by Google that makes sure anonymous people on websites aren't robots.

Hey man, have you seen that new thing on sites called reCAPTCHA? It tires our asses off

reCAPTCHA by Vicky_G October 9, 2017

reCAPTCHA

The older reCAPTCHA was simple and modest, it could even humor you with its word suggestions. The newer reCAPTCHA on the other hand is literally evil incarnate. It's more complex and involves matching the appropriate pictures. Can be a complete utter asshole by slowing down the animations and on top of that it won't even let you pass despite doing everything right.

Though, there are versions of reCAPTCHA that work automatically in the background or only require a ✅

Me: *does every single picture-matching puzzle correctly*
reCAPTCHA: nah not feeling it tonight lol

reCAPTCHA by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2021

reCAPTCHA

An annoying person that is hard to pass - Often given to security guards at night clubs.

"That bobby is such a reCAPTCHA!"

reCAPTCHA by Mayflower Man April 11, 2019

rewatchability 

The ability to watch a movie repeatedly without becoming nauseated by it.

Equilibrium has great action sequences. I could watch it again and again. It has rewatchability.

rewatchability by freja07 June 17, 2007

Recaptchaphobia

Fear of the human verification re-captcha.

Recaptchaphobia is the Fear of the human verification re-captcha.

Recaptchaphobia by Firely June 16, 2020

recaphanditard

re-cap-handi-tard:

The product of people who are too closely related fucking and having round headed window licker children

Mary and Mary's brother Joe's brother Karl had two children who were cousins and brother/sister at the same time, they are recaphanditarded.

recaphanditard by Dyjital December 13, 2007

recaphanditard

the product of people who are too closely related and fucked. re-cap-handi-tard

"since cousin Joe and cousin Deb fucked, their kin is gonna be a recaphanditard"

recaphanditard by trav87 December 13, 2007