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(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
Related Words
quanye Quander Quanker Quante quance Quange quanked Quansexual quane quadye
Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.
Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)
Quaneme by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008
When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"
Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.
quanless by WE17DY May 28, 2010

Quanteen 

Quanteen is the name given to the number between five and six. It is found by dividing Tristan's variable by kristers fraction. The former is equal or not equal to the latter
Mrs Duffy: What did you get for question B Alex?
Alex: Mrs, is the answer quanteen?
Mrs Duffy: Yes that is correct.
Quanteen by Tristers December 21, 2022
She has a fat ass. She's funny and cool. Really polite but not too friendly. She doesn't hang out with her own gender too much. She's mistaken for something she's not majority of the time. You don't want to lose a Quanae. She's very loyal to the people she care about
That girl Quanae is cool
Quanae by Djkaowm April 13, 2017
Quantez, a sweet boy who is afraid to tell a girl his feelings. Quantez is very handsome and outgoing, he is that type of guy that you won't find anywhere! If you date a quantez you are lucky as f**k!!!!
Quantez very charming and loving
quantez by Nmn u know me December 28, 2016