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Lunch meat pussy 

When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.
"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."

"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"

meat pussy 

One who is a devout vegetarian. As in, fearful of meat.
Chris' weak vegetarian diet becomes frequently tiresome. He is such a meat pussy.
meat pussy by Dr. Creamy Pirate. September 9, 2003

meat grinder pussy

a vagina that is extremely tight, usually hurting ones dick.
Bob: did you fuck yet
Me: yeah, she had a meat grinder pussy so my dick hurts a lil
Bob: damn.

Puss Meat 

A slang term for Vagina, Relating specifically to the finest cuts of pussy.
If you dont eat all your puss meat, you will not become a lesbian.
Puss Meat by meatismurder1 September 15, 2009

meaty pussy 

a state of excessive outer clit tissue that is reminiscent in appearance to a butterflied porkchop that somebody set a cherry bomb off inside of.
The size of the camel toe on her suggests a meaty pussy.
meaty pussy by SAQ Master June 11, 2006

pussymeal 

(Noun.) Pussymeal is the fourth and most important meal of the day. It usually occurs after dinner, between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 4:00 a.m., when not many people can hear you eating the goods out of a woman's babyhole.
Dude, I was STARVING last night, but that pussymeal got me feeling like a jive turkey once again!
pussymeal by TheAll-knowingOne December 24, 2010