pureman

A person who has obtained a degree of being "chill" slightly lower than Buddha himself.

Person 1: i love you too buddy! :-)
hoW about i order you sum pizza online from pizzahut! STUFFED CRUST WOOT i <3 stuffed crust. gg.
im happy you have feelings about our team too /smily face.

Person 2: Wow, you are more pureman than me.

pureman by TheWordMan DY August 4, 2008

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Pureman

A pureman is a man (see pure-she for the female equivalent) who unintentionally lives a highly principled and stereotypically 'good' life hence the use of 'pure'. For example, they'll have an exemplary diet - carefully rationing out sweet treats for up to years as they want to ensure their body receives only the purest and most nutritious food types. They are also highly educated and well read but will neither present as arrogant nor pompous instead showing absolute understanding and balance when in a sensitive conversation. Pureman are a rare breed, perhaps a throwback to a simpler time.

"Ah Michael is such a bloody pureman. Top geezer. Can't beat him!"

Pureman by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020

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PreManstrual Syndrome

The male equivalent of PMS. When a guy suddenly gets all moody and pissed. One might watch a chick flick during this time of the month.

Whats his problem?" "Oh its just PreManstrual Syndrome.

PreManstrual Syndrome by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011

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Premanstrual Syndrome

When a male is in an inexplicably bad mood or suffers from sudden mood swings.

"I thought we were finally going to meet your boyfriend tonight."

"He was in a bad mood and opted to stay in to watch old movies and eat an entire pizza."

"Premanstrual Syndrome. It's perfectly natural."

Premanstrual Syndrome by ManneM June 10, 2009