pudwhapper 

An incompetent and annoying short-sighted person who isn't capable of performing the task at hand.

Someone who steps on your shoe and doesn't apologize (see the move "Heathers")

Jan - Why aren't those idiots done fixing the street yet???
Kristen - Because they're incompetent pudwhappers.

Jan - Word.

pudwhapper by Kristenevol August 17, 2012

pudwhackery 

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo

Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.

pudwhackery by tuner_steve November 20, 2006

pudwhacker 

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!

pudwhacker by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004

Pudwhacker 

To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.

Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.


Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.

Pudwhacker by JZMEL October 21, 2008

cudwhapper 

A deceitful bragger or someone associated with one. Will tend to abuse power and be insensitive to those they inflict their malice on

Those insurance company stooges are all a bunch of cudwhappers.

cudwhapper by EB77 May 15, 2018