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black pudding dick 

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom
Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick

dick pudding 

Clint: "EWWW....is that dick pudding?"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"
dick pudding by Torry December 8, 2005

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding 

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!
Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool
"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"
A dick in the pudding by Rexloid January 18, 2018

dick puddin 

I fucked that girl last night and when I pulled out I had dick puddin.
dick puddin by anonymous_21 May 12, 2015

dicking the pudding 

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!
dicking the pudding by dacarlton February 15, 2005