pretention 

being a donkey, sucking big time

phil is a donkey

pretention by Phil January 24, 2003

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

Witness Protection by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021

i am pretending to type something 

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

i am pretending to type something by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

Semen retention 

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

Semen retention by Ctsdj November 14, 2019

pretentious prick 

Someone who boasts about their accomplishments when in fact they have nothing to boast about or when a man is hitting on a woman and lies about how big his penis is or how good he is in bed.

Oh, so he calls himself god?! Pretentious prick!

pretentious prick by Zecker117 November 17, 2015

Witness Protection For What 

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

Witness Protection For What by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

rape prevention prevention 

A ficticious course in how to counter rape defense . Offered to rapists who keep getting beat by their selected victims .

Yea , i'm taking that rape prevention prevention course ' , Back in the day , things were so much easier

rape prevention prevention by namaste neil April 18, 2011