premeeting

The spontaneous gathering that takes place in office restrooms five minutes before the top of the hour.

Guy one: I've got a meeting at ten, and Dick gets a little pissed if we take a break before it's over.
Guy two: Yea, I'm in the same meeting. so I thought I'd better drop in for the premeeting too.

premeeting by techwriterTed August 16, 2013

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Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

Female-presenting nipples by mystymysts December 3, 2018

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premealing

The act of eating a meal while waiting for another meal to finish cooking.

"Why are you eating sour patch kids if you are making mac & cheese?"

"Because I'm premealing until my mac & cheese is ready."

premealing by yo mama is premealing October 30, 2011

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pretexting

When one pretends to write a text message to someone, in hopes of avoiding unwanted and/or awkward situations.

NOTE: Although 'pretexting' is a portmanteau of 'pretending' and 'texting', the actual word 'pretext' shares a similar concept, as it is defined as "an effort or strategy intended to conceal something."

Person 1: Dude, every time I was leading on to ask Jill out, she would get a text from one of her friends. Isn't that weird?
Person 2: Bud, you do realize...
Person 1: *sigh.* She was pretexting, wasn't she.
Person 2: Sorry man. Hey, what say we go to Taco Bell?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH TACO BELL

pretexting by Sharmz May 28, 2009