Portly 

Rather fat, well rounded. (Especially used to describe men and their bellies)

'Oh look at the size of David's belly! He's definitely becoming more portly.'

Portly by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 January 29, 2017

portly 

A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.

Does this jacket make me look portly?

portly by John Bontke December 5, 2003

Portly 

The most offensive insult one can be called.

I hate that Portly clown!

I'll see you shortly Portly!

Portly by FDippits April 29, 2008

Portly 

A person who isn't yet fat.

A portly person is an oaf.

Portly by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

portly 

Adjective. Acting in the manner of a male slut.
Sailing one's ship from port to port.

The portly boy sailed his ship from port to port, making all the ladies crazy.

portly by Captain HooksIt March 1, 2011

Portly 

Has many meanings. As in having a cigarette...or as in feeling tough...or to be a whale like a fat ass...or being a beast or just cool... its pretty much whatever you want it to be

Boys lets go have a portly....Boys are you ready to get portly portly tonight? Woah that dude is short and portly! Im feeling pretty portly today boys.

Portly by Portly Portly September 25, 2009

PORTLY 

Meaning a thick boned girl. A female that is thick, thus looking like the port side of a ship. Not to be mistaken with Porky.

My girl could not fit in the seat at Six Flags without greasing the hinges to her portly rear end.

PORTLY by pPprpre e May 27, 2018