portgas 

A person who is always there but will never let you know that they are.

Portgas hasn't talked to us in a while

portgas by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020

Portgas

The greatest pirate that's ever lived

Do you know of Portgas?
YEAH MAN HE IS THE GOAT

Portgas by sl33pless November 12, 2025

porrgasm 

a noun describing, the orgasmic sensation one may experience when seriously enjoying a bowl of porridge

Mum made me porridge this morning for breakfast. So I headed to my room, turned out the light and had a porrgasm.

porrgasm by porridgeman June 21, 2010

porkgasm 

The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.

Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.

porkgasm by 62474 November 10, 2009

Porgasm 

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

Porgasm by SemStev April 23, 2018

Portashee 

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

Portashee by Darkwen July 10, 2019

Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.

This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.

Poregasm by caKe_no November 23, 2010