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porch nug 

a gathering of porch monkeys around a party tray of chick fil a nuggets. This event often includes some or all of the following as well: alcohol, drugs, music, farm animals, fires, and Russian order brides. It can act as a pregame, after party, or the main event. By invitation only as there are usually only so many nuggets to go around.
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Nug Pouch 

A soft sack or bag containing 2 or more of a certain item, usually "nugs".
I could not stop laughing after Stevie got hit in the nug pouch with the hockey puck.
Nug Pouch by SteezyT August 19, 2011

NUGGET POUCH 

the testicles, the boys, the danglers, the brain, the clackers, bean bag.
My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.
NUGGET POUCH by weave August 31, 2003

nugget pouch 

Hey my nugget pouch is icy. I hope it doesn't shrivel.
nugget pouch by Sluggo January 14, 2003

nugget pouch 

Looked like she was smugglin chubacca in her nugget pouch.
nugget pouch by POOPmanTURD March 24, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026