porbasion 

a sentence to go off of pornography. root words porn and probation.

He had been single for so long he decided to force himself into porbasion to help motivate him to get a girlfriend.

porbasion by captain oxford April 28, 2004

Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

probation officer 

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.

Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.

probation officer by The View June 19, 2008

Facebook probation 

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.

1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.

Facebook probation by tdbmachine January 6, 2008

conversation probation 

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

conversation probation by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

masturbation probation 

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."

masturbation probation by Gayaka June 20, 2009

probation

when your under supervision by a probation officer, whilst on probation you cannot commit any more crimes

it must be bad to be on probation

probation by fresh prince February 26, 2005