poop noodles

After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.

Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!

poop noodles by poopnoodles February 22, 2010

Poop Noodle Parfait 

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.

Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."

Poop Noodle Parfait by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011

‘Stallis Poop Noodle 

A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.

Bro after me and Amy fucked last night, I got that ‘Stallis Poop Noodle

‘Stallis Poop Noodle by mobypenis March 17, 2022

poop noodle 

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole

like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it

poop noodle by tttrucker4 May 31, 2005

poop noodle 

After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.

I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.

poop noodle by shenugh April 4, 2009

poop noodle 

the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex

Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.

poop noodle by Anonymous April 21, 2003

poop noodle 

Its what comes out of your pee hole after you bang a butt....with poo in it.

"man i had to squeeze a huge poop noodle out after banging that chick's butt last night!"

poop noodle by Juggern00b June 30, 2012