poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

poofter's feet by PFeet June 6, 2010

poofter's picnic 

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.

"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."

poofter's picnic by marlboroman May 3, 2005

poofter's death 

Death by aids or buggery related incidents.

Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.

poofter's death by aaaaaron G December 10, 2009

poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.

Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.

poofter stick by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Poofter School 

A slang term for a boy's only school

Good thing I don't go to that poofter school anymore!

Poofter School by Dollarbill85 November 1, 2010

poofter supreme leader 

Mark Aiello
the Principal of Parade(Poofters paridise)

the poofter supreme leader put up another flag at poofters paridise

poofter supreme leader by slijskw February 3, 2025

sneaky poofter 

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.

Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !

sneaky poofter by Colon3l November 9, 2015