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Pistonheads 

Right wing club for angry old white men.
I hear climate change is all made up?
What?
Yes I heard it from turbobloke on pistonheads.
Pistonheads by dokic November 7, 2019

Pistonheads 

Once a great online community now taken over by brexit loving racists and gammons.
Hey! I haven’t seen you on pistonheads recently.

I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.
Pistonheads by dokic December 13, 2022

Scissor Piston 

Similar to female on female scissoring, a Scissor Piston is the sexual act of two MALES scissoring. During the sexual act, each male interlocks taints and has his penis inserted into the other’s rectum while making a pumping piston action.
I walked in on a couple dudes doing a little Scissor Piston in the bathroom at the rave Friday night. They were squeezing each other’s nut sacks like turkey basters as they pumped away!

Pistachino 

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos
Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.
Pistachino by Champel January 16, 2011

PigStand 

The place where people with (and without) gutter heads hangout and have fun talking about any and all things.
The PigStand is the place to be for a talk show on Caffeine.

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...