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A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.
"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle
Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021
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Punky Crisps 

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
Punky Crisps by Telephony July 23, 2014

Punky Brewster 

When you go ass to ass with your partner using a double sided dildo.
Hey man, I heard you gave your girl a Punky Brewster.
Punky Brewster by PunkyBrewster69 December 2, 2019

punky duck 

A big ass Goth Lesbian. A bad ass big girl into studs, leather and bondage with girls who enjoy; whipping, cuffs and a good spanking!
whip me harder you dirty big punky duck!
punky duck by Trixie Miss April 18, 2008

Phunkers 

A small group of MySpace hackers who take over MySpaces through unknown means. Once they control the MySpace, it is transformed into a shock site with photos such as Lemon Party, Goatse, and Tubgirl. There final goal is to take over Tom's Myspace.
OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!

FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!
Phunkers by Phunking owned :/ July 10, 2006
run down, tired, worn out, dragging, on the verge of getting sick with the flu or cold

old San Francisco slang

when you're feeling punky, you aren't feeling up to par - you're run down feeling. Sometimes abbreviated as punk - i.e. feeling punk
"How you doing dude?"
"aw, I'm feeling punky today"

"I must be getting sick. I feel real punky"
punky by Sparky99 July 20, 2008