phallutosis

Condion of cronically foul or unpleasant smelling penis.

If only they made scented boxers to combate my phallutosis.

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phallitosis

a portmanteau of phallus and halitosis, it means that someone's breath smells like cock.

Dude she give you head last night?
Naw dude, she had phallitosis, I'da probably got someone else's juice on my nob.

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Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

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A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.

"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."

phallusism by miksedene November 1, 2009

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Dick-breath

"Shut up, liberal, your phalitosis is killing me." or
"I wanted to kiss her, but she had some serious phalitosis."

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