petey b 

the fattest motherfucker in mside. Also holds the record of smallest dick in Union County.

Petey B has a really hot sister and I saw her suntanning in a two peice; it was hot.

petey b by John Capagna August 29, 2004

Petey Bow-Wow 

A beefy guy who only gets a woman with money.
He never has the chance of a sexual encounter but in his fantasy he tears her apart like a rotisserie chicken.

Really, he makes a tub of milk and Cocoa Puffs and eats it with his enlarged spoon.

My moms has got herself a Petey Bow-wow.
Why suffer when jumping in the tub with Petey Bow-wow is oh so comforting.

The decaying old man has become his greatest fear... the Petey Bow-wow.

Petey Bow-Wow by strangle the cat . com April 6, 2021

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Brady Petey Pat Band by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

sweet boy petey 

Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.

Other traits of Petey’s include...

- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle

JESUS sweet boy petey! Would you stop barking so we can rehearse!?

sweet boy petey by a1ys.sa April 9, 2021

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.

I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.

Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012

peter buzz 

When a dick is fixing to get hard

Babe you look so good in those shorts you gave me a peter buzz!

When you kissed me you made my peter get a buzz!

peter buzz by ashane May 6, 2017

peter belly

The part of a woman's abdoman that pooches out over her vaginal area after middle age or after she's experienced childbirth. (See also "vagomach")

Martha's peter belly hung so low it made it hard for her husband to find her tunnel of love.

peter belly by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008