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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
peensus by aroacegang March 23, 2021
peetus
slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme
peetus by tony illes March 5, 2008
peengus
peengus by The Shlinged of the Schlong September 23, 2020
peetus
A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.
Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.
peentis
peentis by Chris P. Johnson December 21, 2003
peetush
Noun, 1. a penis, a vagina and/or a gooch; generally used by polish people to small children
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation
"Carlos Beltan struck out looking to end game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, what a peetush"
"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"
"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"