When one is so lazy they become paralyzed within their own laziness, unable to move. They have no desire to do anything but stay in that one place. In severe cases, the person won't even move their eyes.
"I went over to Kim's house to hang out, but she was barely moving. She was acting sooooo paralazy."
“Bible book of Paeka de Gallo” When you leave rose quartz crystals in a mans car to get him to fall in love with you. 4:44
Girl: Let’s link ;)
Boy: Okay bet
*girl leaves crystal in mans car*
*does the deed*
Boy: Omg I can’t stop thinking about you
Girl: I know, I’ve been reading paekalations