Pain Train 

A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.

Sniper: watch out mate, that demo with the pain train is heading your way.
Pyro: mhhmbglmhbmm

Pain Train by ArceusAvenged February 28, 2019

pain train 

what's gonna put the hurt on ya

the pain train is a-comin'

pain train by conductor September 13, 2005

Pain Train 

The act of pwning an opponent. Generally used in conjunction with hollaor whoot whoot!

The Pain Train just made a stop at your house hoe. Whoot Whoot!.

Pain Train by Terry Tate January 5, 2004

Pain Train 

When a group of men line up and take turns taking a girl up the arse.

Hey guys should we give her the pain train?

Pain Train by Threesomes and All September 8, 2010

Pain Train 

A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.

Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).

Pain Train by bulldogops December 6, 2011

Pain Train 

the act of savagely attacking someone for no reason, ideally in a tag team mannor to generate the most pain for the person/rat being attacked.

Hugh: hey Tom fancy a pain train
Tom: ah how about rat boy?
Hugh: safe

*stalks prey*
insert: one bang

Pain Train by PainTrain1 April 22, 2011

Pain Train 

A Group of men with abnormally large penis, get together and tear each others asses.

Man, Justin Timberlake took it like no tomorrow, hes going to walk funny for a week.

Pain Train by Curt Mac May 13, 2005