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ovarychiever 

A sarcastic term for a female who THINKS she is an 'over achiever' but isn't at all.

An ovarychiever is an average (feminist minded) female that deludes herself into thinking that her dead end job and social (media) status is more valuable than the fertility window of her ovaries. Ovarychievers are the women who will end up (or already are) alone and/or childless after they have hit the wall, become infertile and their ovaries have dried up because of their own rampant narcissism and selfishness in their prime fertility years. Ovarychievers often have some of the following characteristics:

- They don't appreciate or make time for their boyfriends
- They cram 'planned and structured' social events into every spare moment (girls nights, pilates, book clubs, quiz nights)
- They are always 'like super busy'(even if they aren't that busy and just watching chick flicks in bed)
- They treat dead end jobs like careers.

- Delusions of grandeur

- Destination addiction

- The belief they can have 'it all'
- Lack general skills (cooking, cleaning, hygiene)

- Social media (attention) addiction

- Narcissism
This girl I'm dating acts like shes always super busy and important, but only studies part time and works 10 hours a week as a waiter. Her friends from work are feminists and seem to be changing her alot. She cancelled our plan to go away Saturday night to work a 3 hour shift. She acts like I'm worthless and her time is more important than mine even though I'm a Doctor. She's Such an ovarychiever. I think I need to stop seeing her.
ovarychiever by Investig8or February 20, 2017

Emo Overachiever 

Anyone who actually kills themselves rather than talk about it.
Did you hear about the guy who jumped off that building? He's an Emo Overachiever
Emo Overachiever by drummer79 November 4, 2008

overachiever 

Someone who is sooo much better than you that it pisses you off.
I hate that fucking overachiever!
overachiever by Blah August 8, 2003

escalator overachiever 

Someone who feels they must treat an escalator as a staircase, bringing guilt to the rest of the parties on the escalator, unless they also do so.
Jane: "Why is that girl bounding up the escalator like it's a flight of stairs? She's making the rest of us look lazy for just standing here riding it!"
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."

Closet Overachiever 

A co-worker that lures you in to thinking that mediocrity is commonplace at the office. Just when you think you are both on the same page he or she will make look bad by putting together elite spreadsheets, cutting edge PowerPoints, and insightful talking points at meetings.
John: Where is Lindsay? She normally takes a 2 hour lunch with us?

Jim: Oh you didn't know? Turns out she is a closet overachiever.
Closet Overachiever by TR DUDE November 21, 2013

overactive mother syndrom 

much like overactive bladder exept instead of having to pee 30 times a day your mother calls you 30 times a day
mother: HOW ARE YOU??? I havent spoken to you in so long! do you need me to come over there and make you soup?
you:... I'm fine and you called me five minutes ago!
mother: oh well allot can happen in five minutes!oh yes I forgot the soup
you: its fine I really dont need soup for any reason
mother: everyone needs soup! aspecially my baby!
room mate: dude, your mom has a classic case of overactive mother syndrome.