ociffer 

drunk pronunciation of the word officer

i swear to drunk i'm not God ociffer!

ociffer by stonerbabe April 2, 2004

ociffer 

The drunken word for "officer".

Man: How are you dis evenin' ociffer?
Police Officer: Sir, It's one in the afternoon.

ociffer by Wolfboy1988 July 21, 2005

Ociffer 

The word officer pronounced under the influence of ALCOHOL!

is there a lobprem Ociffer.

Ociffer by B_man March 19, 2003

Ociffer 

What I called the cruise security man when he came to bust me and my friend for being drunk and rowdy and wrestling in the hallways!

Security Man: "What's going on here?"
Me: "I'm sotally tober ociffer!!"

Ociffer by Liz August 13, 2004

Ociffer 

A misspelling of ‘officer’ commonly used as a gag in media to indicate that a character got caught driving under the influence and are sucky as hell at hiding it for obvious reasons. It’s a pretty funny gag but I think the swapping of ‘officer’ and ‘problem’ in the sentence ‘what seems to be the problem, officer?’ like they did in South Park once (among other shows) is funnier but oh well

“Excuse me sir, do you have any idea about the speed at which you were driving?”
“Erm……… nnoooo, ociffer, I haven’t the foggiest—”
“…Did you just call me ociffer?”

Ociffer by LeoTheKilljoy January 7, 2024

Ociffer 

A person holding a position, especially but not exclusively in the public sector,who is claiming some sort of equivalence in rank,status or authority to a commissioned officer in the armed forces. The most common example of this in the United Kingdom is that of ‘police officer’ a term which is even (mis)used in legislation. The origin of the word is in the scenario of a police constable stopping an erratic driver on suspicion of drunken driving were the suspect confirms the Police Constable’s suspicions by asking “what appears to be the problem ociffer?”. The reason it is incorrect for British policemen and women to be called officers is that the civil equivalent of a military commission is the commission of the peace which is held by Justices of the Peace. A police constable holds the king’s warrant not the king’s commission. Legally Constable is the only police rank,other ‘ranks’ such as Chief Superintendent,are at best appointments (like the army equivalent of a warrant officer 1st class holding the appointment of RSM) at worst internal job descriptions.

I could tell the police ociffer strutting about was a chief superintendent because he was kitted out in a uniform with ‘rank insignia’ identical to that of a lieutenant colonel.

Ociffer by The Thegn of Tottington March 11, 2024

ocifer 

oficer, pronounced when under the influence

I swear to drunk I'm not god ocifer.

ocifer by Explain June 25, 2007