nut sand

When you hit up the shore Pauly D style and you come home with irritating sand in your crotch.

Man, I need a shower after hitting the beach, gotta rinse out all this nut sand.

nut sand by ColinIrish September 29, 2017

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Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally

Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich

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Like a "nuckle sandwhich" except with a different body part. *wink wink*.

"I am so mad at you, I'm going to give you a nut sandwhich"

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when a large black man throws down a vicious dunk over a small white man standing helplessly in front of the basket.

After Josh Smith served Steve Nash yet another nut sandwich, Nash was forced to have a pair of balls surgically grafted to his face.

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a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face

I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

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when a guy fucks a girl missionary, and pulls out cumming on her stomach, the guy then lays his body on top of her, creating a nut sandwich.

i came all over that skeezer's stomach and gave her a nut sandwich.

nut sandwich by jp money September 26, 2004

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What happens when some body cums and is supprised to find tiny soild particales in there cum

" Dude i just found nut sandy when i shot my load!!"

Nut Sandy by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005

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