nogbod 

The perfect balance of intelligence (“noggin” Or “nog” for short) and the hottest of bods.

I have to hit the gym after I study at the library. I gotta strike the perfect nogbod balance

nogbod by Queen of the Queers January 16, 2019

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021

nobody here but us chickens

1) a sarcastic answer implying "who else would be here?" or "just the regular crowd"

2) could be used to hide someone there who should not be

source: originally from a fable involving a chicken thief (possibly a fox) hiding in the hen house and answering the farmer's question of who's making all the noise.

Also made popular by a 40's song of the same name by Louis Jordan.

Dad (coming home from work): Anybody home?
Older Daughter (in bedroom): Nobody here but us chickens! (implying herself and her sister, but is actually herself and her boyfriend, who should have gone home already)

nobody here but us chickens by copperdragon December 2, 2011

He aint nobody 

Used to belittle another subject

Jamal: Marquis think you can't rhyme
Tyrese: He aint nobody

He aint nobody by Pizzlej March 28, 2019

nobody moved 

this is what you say when you see bullshit on your stan twitter timeline

“OH MY GOD BILLIE AND ARIANA ARE COLLABING”
“nobody moved💀”

nobody moved by clarioscheerios1338 October 14, 2020

Nobody: 

The most unfunny meme format possible, commonly used by Instagrammers.

Me: Hey John, what's your favorite meme format?
John: The "Nobody:" format.
Me: *kills that bitch*

Nobody: by frikkkkker May 6, 2020

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017