Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them. 

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them. by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich 

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! 

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! by QuacksO April 29, 2024

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

Something about Urban dictionary policies you should know before posting

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by Notmelol123 May 23, 2022

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

Pov: you can't think of anything original

Urban dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

users: ok

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by dry water 69 March 29, 2022

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

you really just copy and pasted the urban dictionary content rules, you must be bored

Rules: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by PainoGaming October 31, 2021