Value s musket loader 

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

Value s musket loader by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

Musket Stuffer 

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.

So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.

Musket Stuffer by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010

Musket Shot 

Main Entry:Musket shot
Pronunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
Function: noun
Etymology:(Derived from Slaterism, Conlonism, and or Nielsenism) Common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, sexual engagement)
Date: Circa 2008
Def: Defined as: When a male counterpart ejaculates (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his cock)follwed by the female orally discharging "the load" into/onto another female.

Ex: Joe face fucks Susan untill he cums in her mouth, then stuffs the load down her throat. Susan proceeds by spliting the load into Becky's face therefor giving Becky the "Musket Shot"

Musket Shot by Slater,Conlon, and Nielsen January 18, 2008

Musket Shot 

A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.

Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.

Musket Shot by Cristobal Carbonero December 3, 2007

Musket State 

A state with highly restrictive gun control laws where, pretty much, the only firearm a law abiding citizen can own is a musket. This is in contrast to police, criminals, and terrorists who can possess whatever firearms they want.

You have to have a permit to even own a firearm even though the 2nd Amendment allows it. Assault rifles are off limits. You have to have a separate permit signed by the President of the United States to carry a firearm concealed. You can only carry seven rounds loaded in the weapon and cannot have a magazine exceeding ten rounds in capacity. You are better off just carrying a musket. You Sir, live in a Musket State!

Musket State by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

Musket Shot 

A drinking technique where one shotguns a beer but has someone pour a shot of whisky through the open top of the can while shotgunning. This symbolizes the pouring of gun powder in a musket. Hence, the musket shot. Invented by us: Follow link for instructions on how to do a musket shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Xyle_vTw4&feature=channel_page

Guy 1 "Hey man, you wanna shotgun later?"

Guy 2 "Only if we're doing musket shots!"

Musket Shot by Brike December 21, 2008

Musket Shot 

To put a small stick like object in and out of your dick hole and cum hard enough to break a window.

Edison did a musket shot and broke his neighbor's window

Musket Shot by edmond383 February 17, 2015