mudtaff

homosexual person of semi welsh origin, that enjoys to meander through the countryside, sporting mud as a moustache

1) nick savage is a mudtaff!
2) you have a mudtaff on your face!
3) haha gutted, your cock is the same size as mudtaffs...
4) is that a homo? a sheep shagger? no its both, its a mudtaff!

mudtaff by Tom Williams Bum January 1, 2009

Mudwaffle 

The perfectly shaped pieces of mud that get tracked on your floor when some asshole doesn't wipe their feet before coming in.

Person A: Yo, take off your Tims son, you're leaving mudwaffles on my damn flo.
Person B: My bad yo.

Mudwaffle by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

Mustaffe

a mustache above a womans vulva, either personally trimed/waxed on the womens mon pubis or a reference towards a man with a mustache performing vaginal-oral sex.

"Sorry honey, not tonoght. I knicked myself trimming my mustaffe"

"They havnt spoken since Micah gave her best friend a mustaffe."

Mustaffe by Honorary Stache October 5, 2011

mustaffa 

Someone who eats frogs with no respect for any laws against doing so.

Melissa Rose Gudge

mustaffa by Jimmy March 27, 2004

mustaffa 

One who is extremely intelligent, cunning, and down to earth but recognizes his/her weaknesses.

It could be said that Socrates withheld a level of mustaffaness untouchable to others in the sense that he understood that his potential would remain unactualized because he was human and therefore destined to be ignorant.

mustaffa by Kristoffer ford December 12, 2008

mudzaffar 

A divine person, very handsome, smart, amazing in science, especially physics, a proffesional gamer.

You are sooo mudzaffar

mudzaffar by Jen18019 April 22, 2018

Mustaffa 

a man with a HUGE COCK but gets 0 bitches absouletly 0 play.

GIRLS: OMG LOOK AT THAT HUGE COCK MUSTAFFA!
MUSTAFFA: i know right, makes you wanna grab it and twist it and roll around it right? *rawr*
GIRLS: ew you got no play

mustaffa gets no bitches

Mustaffa by omgitsaskfajf September 21, 2022