Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool 

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? 

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? by QuacksO September 16, 2018

Mrs Ashford 

A woman that normally teaches English, who looks like she just got done injecting heroin and snorting 7 lines of cocaine.

Mrs Ashford smells like a poopy vagina.

Mrs Ashford by dickgaptb November 2, 2013

Mrs long ass head

A very alien looking being with an insanely long head. They like to commit incest, especially with their brothers, but sometimes their dads too.

“Oh look! It’s mrs long ass head off to fuck her brother again!”

Mrs long ass head by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019

Mrs.Boney Ass 

A miss boney ass is a girl that has a boney butt when she sits on your lap

John:i saw that layla was on your lap i she a Mrs.Boney Ass
Adam:Nahh her ass is nice

Mrs.Boney Ass by Loverbugxoxox November 19, 2015

Mrs. Berkley's Assumption

The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.

Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.

Mrs. Berkley's Assumption by GenesysWave July 22, 2025