mouthturbate

When one speaks out loud but the content of what is being said is either innacurate, irritating, or does not pertain to anyone who is listening.

I decided not to attend the Tea Party rally because the thought of listening to Sarah Palin mouthturbate for an hour was just too unpleasant.

mouthturbate by nikastro October 21, 2010

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Mouthturbate

Using someone's mouth insted of your hand to get off. Ignoring or not caring about anything but your own pleasure. See also blowjob.

I got my girlfriend mouthturbate me while I watched this new porno I rented. Hands free jacking off.

Mouthturbate by milkloverxxx April 13, 2011

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mathturbate

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

mathturbate by aredotwice January 6, 2008

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Moshturbate

to masturbate whilst moshing

johny saw a hot chick at the show and got off while he was moshing; johnys friends got him on camera moshturbating and put it on youtube

and just because it wont let me submit this without using the specific spelling of the word, Moshturbate

Moshturbate by an anonomous citizen March 30, 2008