mouthkiss 

1.To kiss on the mouth.

2.To connect mouthparts.

1.Frank and I have practicing our mouthkiss techiques all day.

2. I once tried to mouthkiss a skagwhore but she farted on my leg and ruined the entire moment.

mouthkiss by Michael White February 13, 2005

open mouth kiss 

Open mouth kissing is a simple kiss,
With or without the slight use of the tongue.
It is normally a short, meaningful kiss.
This kiss is simply a step ahead of the average Peck
And a step below a full blown Makeout Session
NOTE : An open mouth kiss is exactly what it says
A kiss on the lips, with mouths slightly opened
To decrease awkward lip tightness for a more relaxing,
Enjoyable kiss.

Open Mouth Kiss :
- Slightly opened lips

- Very little use of tongue, if any
- No longer than 5 seconds

open mouth kiss by Crose22 December 2, 2009

mouthmissia 

a disease in which one misses their mouth habitually.

She's got food all over her shirt, she must have a case of mouthmissia.

mouthmissia by maddddddddddie March 4, 2009

mouthness 

The use of the mouth in an verbal sense

Is all that smart mouthness necessary

mouthness by William Shakespeare 3rd January 14, 2008

handsy mouthies 

The range of sexual actions that does not involve actual sex or coitus but does include both manual and oral acts. a succinct way of saying 'everything but sex' that leaves less ambiguity as to what actually happened.

"Did you get the full ten points and have sex with that girl last night?"
"Not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me"

handsy mouthies by KC34 May 12, 2016

mouthskids 

the build up of dirt and grime that will form round the lips during a heavy party session. it has been known to contain mostly saliva but also spunk, shit, snot, blood, smegma and in some cases fluids from an animal.

in extreme cases it can turn so sticky the lips will be glued together and flys will stick to it so watch out.

another common cause is talking the biggest load of shit.

its more commonly found amongst gay men who love to rim filthy asses.

remember always wash your lips!!

lenny : are you wearing a new shade of lipstick....?

penny : i dont wear lipstick

lenny : well what da fuck it that shit on your lips?!!?

Benny : eeeeeeeeeeewh theyre mouthskids dirty fuckin bitch!!!

Lenny : WHAT??!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!

Jenny : im sorry!

benny & lenny then kick the mouthskids off and skull fuck jenny. she loved it.

mouthskids by Benny Lenny Jenny July 13, 2010

mouthassjackery 

1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.

2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.

3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.

example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!

Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.

example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.

TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.

mouthassjackery by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009