mountain dike

a dike that loves the mountains (I.E) a woman wearing a Reebok jacket in outback steakhouse wearing Bermuda shorts!! LIKE OMG!!

I was working at outback steakhouse when i was serving a mountain dike eating a pile or shit with her mountain dike clan.

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MountainBiker

a dumbass that likes jumping down mountains on a bike they are very hot and are very strong

I was riding in front of an epic MountainBiker

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They are funny and joke a lot. But look hella hot when they are racing. Even if they don't pay attention to you during the race they will afterwards

There is a mountainbiker boy in my grade and I go to his races

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