morning muff
the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.
morning muff by jjjes January 24, 2011
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Morning Muffen
The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)
I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.
Morning Muffen by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010
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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin
A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
morning glory muffin
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)