monster bed

A large amount of people sleeping in one bed.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

monster bed by K49 December 14, 2009

Tanning Bed Tickle Monster

Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness centers. Recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout pants)
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.

"Did the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."

Tanning Bed Tickle Monster by MD20 November 2, 2009

Monster under the bed

When you are banging a chick and you are going to nut too fast so you start eating her out and bust under the bed without her knowing. You continue to eat her out until you recharge and can start banging again.

“Yo, I was with Sarah last night and it was so good i had to monster under the bed”

Monster under the bed by Thebigkahuna98 March 2, 2026

Monster under the bed

When you are banging a chick and you are going to nut too fast so you start eating her out and bust under the bed without her knowing. You continue to eat her out until you recharge and can start banging again.

“Yo, i was with Sarah last night. It was so good i had to monster under the bed.”

Monster under the bed by Thebigkahuna98 March 2, 2026

Monstered

To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster

Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!

Monstered by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018

Monsterbeast 

A term used to describe some one whom with their great skill has defeated you. Also popularly used to describe the plus 4 card in UNO. Monsterbeast can also be used to describe the toughness of something.

A group of friends are playing Halo. Plex you monsterbeast!
Another example is a group of friends playing Uno. Hey man you got a crazy look in your eye. Why yes I do it's because I got a monsterbeast!

Monsterbeast by Jonathon McElwain April 1, 2007

cookie-monstered 

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

cookie-monstered by sickbeats June 3, 2007