David- Where’s your dad?
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.
A beverage that the parent of a certain avetard wants his son to consume everyday but his son is drinking everything except milk. Usually when the avetards have milk in the avetard fridge, it will end up extremely spoiled because nobody will touch it or throw it out. It will also stink up the whole fucking apartment and will leave a permanent stench.
The product that make dads disappear, until (name disappointment here) have become a successful and productive part of society, something your dad has no sense of.
Your Mother: Babe were out of milk
Your dad: I'll go get some then from the store 20 years later...
You: Wow I cannot believe I have finally got 3 stacks of minecraft diamonds
Your dad in the lobby: *Hands you a bucket of milk for your diamonds*