Michaud 

Acadian, french-canadian surname meaning "half drunk". When the name is broken down "MI-CHAUD":
MI= short form of demi, meaning half
CHAUD= french-canadian slang for drunk
Hence, "half drunk"

1. "naw, I've only had three beers, I'm barely MICHAUD"

2. "Whenever I see that guy, he always seems to be MICHAUD"

Michaud by BBB, that's me from NB February 4, 2010

michaud 

an awesometastical guy who is obsessed with his hair. a ladies' man.

Sally: that guy with the nice hair hanging around all those chicks is so cool. Jo: must be michaud.

michaud by SallyJoCool17 March 3, 2009

Michaud 

A man possessing a perfectly symmetrical penis. Usually these cocks are above average in size and are a guaranteed pleasure to all woman.

See that guy over there? He’s such a Michaud.

Michaud by 1smartypants019 December 11, 2019

Michaud 

French, pronounced "ME-show" n. usually unthoughtful statement/question that often leads to well-deserved ridicule. Generally derived from a lack of common sense. Used as an endearing term when one makes a bluntly obvious mistake

adj, used to describe a question that has a common sense answer

Bob, "Is Minnesota a state?"
Jack, "That's a michaud question"

Teacher, "Open your textbook to page 265"
Student, "What page?"
Other Student, "Don't be a michaud..."

Student, "Why did you write durde(dirty) on my paper?
Teacher, "It says divide?"
Student, "Sorry, I'm a michaud"

Text from Ted: 2:00P.M. "what are you doing tonight?"
Text from Kaitlyn: 6:00P.M. "sorry, I was busy all afternoon, what did you have in mind?"
Text from Ted: 6:01P.M. "what?"
Text from Kaitlyn: 6:02P.M. "You're being a michaud"

Fred: "Wanna go to the movies:
Ralph: "Sorry, i cant im going to dinner with my family"
Fred 2 hours later: "what are you doing tonight?"
Ralph: "That's a michaud question"

Michaud by Leg11t Dazzle March 7, 2011

Michaud 

Michaud is the word Referring to excess build of of sperm on college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.

Ugh bro, my drain is backing up from all the Michaud build up.

Do you sell draino? My house is flooding from the excess Michaud in my drain.

Ugh bro, felt so good blowing some Michaud down my drain!

Michaud by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018

michaud 

a 6 foot tall faggot who loves to program and goes to a french school. he is friends with mitchell and thinks he's cool. michauds also act very gay

michaud likes touching men

michaud by DeeJaySix December 16, 2008

Garrett Michaud 

The alias Clinton Garrett Michaud uses when he creates no profiles on dating apps, social media or app accounts to hide the fact that he is cheang on his girlfriend and using the internet to troll, hook up with his exes and meet new girls. Not to be confused with Clint Garrett, clinton Garrett, clint michaud or any other variations of the combination of names.

Meghan knew who the friend request was from when she saw the name Garrett Michaud on it.

"she'll never catch me on facebook under the name Garrett Michaud," said clint smuggly

Garrett Michaud by DaMamaNasty May 28, 2022