merthing

is were a guy cums in the ass of another man

and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out

dave: hey i got an idea let me come in your ass and you can fart it back in my face

merthy: ok thats a great idea

dave: we need a name for that

merthy: how about daving

dave: no no no i much prefer merthing

merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes

merthing by dr eddie September 13, 2009

Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans

Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh

merphing by 13speakers October 18, 2009

Mething Around 

Messing around while high on Crystal Meth.

The house became a disaster, from Dan & Jessica mething around.

Mething Around by Steadybeat August 8, 2020

mirthing

(v) the act of quietly and secretly enjoying a private joke with yourself, to the point of abdominal pain. (that would be why it rhymes with "birthing").

Chris was mirthing to himself in a corner, giving him the acute appearance of an individual in need of a straitjacket.

mirthing by the.kanguru March 31, 2011

merting 

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

merting by jsidzz January 8, 2011

mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

mertzing by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007