memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.

I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.

memosexual by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007

morosexual 

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )

She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .

morosexual by bilwander June 30, 2016

Morosexual 

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.

Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."

Morosexual by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

Morosexual 

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )

Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.

Morosexual by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019

Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications

I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum

Mycosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

Metrosexual 

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.

David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual

Metrosexual by orangelc October 16, 2010

Megasexual 

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.

I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.

Megasexual by thewhosa June 12, 2015